Freemasons of Utah » 2006

2006 Orations	Worshipful Bro Frank Baker, Grand Orator will be posting his Orations that he makes during the Masonic year. At the Bottom of this page you will find the link to last years Orations. CEMENTING OUR FOUNDATIONS Oration given at the Midvale visitation on 24 February 2006. This was the Grand Masters first offiicial visitation of the Masonic year. MASON […]
TAKING LATITUDE WITH ATTITUDE	Most Worshipful Grand Master, Brethren, Ladies and Guests, good evening. Did you know that if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat-up one cup of coffee. I hope you won’t need the caffeine to stay awake while I flex my vocal cords during […]
OUR FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH	Most Worshipful Grand Master, Brethren, Ladies and Guests, good evening. A man walking down the street passes a house and notices a child trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can’t make it. The man calls out, “Say there, let me get that for you,” and he bounds […]
THE ACTS OF PATRIOTISM	Most Worshipful Grand Master, Brethren, Ladies and Guests, good evening. When Japanese Prime Minister Nakasone visited President Reagan during his administration, he asked for the auto import restriction to be rescinded, saying “We’ve had a rougher time of it: consider Hiroshima.” The Gipper asked, “What has that got to do with it?” “Well, we’ve never destroyed one of […]
APATHY, COMPLACENCY AND OTHER DIRTY WORDS	Most Worshipful Grand Master, Brethren, Ladies and Guests, good evening. I quote George Carlin, “Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.” I hope I will hold your interest in this oration which is titled… APATHY, COMPLACENCY AND OTHER DIRTY WORDS […]